Pros and Cons List: To Beard or Not to Beard?

So another New Year's is approaching. Are you in doubt in which to beard or not to beard this year? The following Pros and Cons list will guide you! Remember this is a big decision, so choose wisely and proceed with caution:

PROS		CONS
No shaving = Time saved.	↔	Look older and fatter.
Ugly? Beard will hide your hideous face.	↔	Attractive? Beard will hide your handsome face.
Defence from the elements.	↔	Magnet for food.
Some ladies dig it.	↔	Most ladies don’t.
You’ll look more like Zach Galifianakis.	↔	You’ll look more like Zach Galifianakis.
Less aerodynamic when running.	↔	More wind resistance when falling from a cliff.
A lot famous intellectuals had beards.	↔	So did a lot of crazy maniacs and murderers.