fredag 13. januar 2012

Wedding Date Checklist

So one of my best mates is getting married soon. This TO-DO list should help him in his wedding preparations:

 
WEDDING DATE CHECKLIST
Bride-to-be:
Groom-to-be:
TO HIRE:

- Chef
- Band
- Minister you're comfortable with.
TO DO:

- Anything you’re told to do
TO PLAN/ PICK:

- Wedding venue
- Menu
- Floral arrangements
- Gift registry
- Bridesmaid dresses
- Groomsman tuxes
- Wedding dress
- Honeymoon

TO SEND/RECEIVE:

- “Save the dates”
- Invitations
- RSVPs

TO SCHEDULE:

- Diet even if you don't need to.
- Panic needlessly about all of the above.

onsdag 4. januar 2012

World Law Enforcement

Imagine the scenario: You are drunk and disorderly. What should you expect from an approaching police officer?

LOCATION

WHAT YOU SHOULD EXPECT FROM AN APPROACHING POLICE OFFICER
U.S.

Accidentally ʻtaze’ you with their handgun.
U.K.

Beat you with a batton.
Russia

Secrete you away to  a Mafia organ-harvesting dungeon.
Ireland

Drink you into submission.
France

Turn up their noses at you in disdain.
Canada

Politely ask you to stop.
Mexico

Patiently wait for a bribe.
Italy

Aggressively hit on you.