World Law Enforcement

Imagine the scenario: You are drunk and disorderly. What should you expect from an approaching police officer?

LOCATION		WHAT YOU SHOULD EXPECT FROM AN APPROACHING POLICE OFFICER
U.S.		Accidentally ʻtaze’ you with their handgun.
U.K.		Beat you with a batton.
Russia		Secrete you away to  a Mafia organ-harvesting dungeon.
Ireland		Drink you into submission.
France		Turn up their noses at you in disdain.
Canada		Politely ask you to stop.
Mexico		Patiently wait for a bribe.
Italy		Aggressively hit on you.